January 2012
136 posts
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
December 2011
56 posts
Reblog if you are against the fireworks ban.
As a kid i remember looking forward to every new year. I always loved popping fireworks. The smell of burned and finished fireworks always was my favorite. Now that they banned fireworks what can you do. Theres nothing to look forward to. Its new years eve right now as i am typing this and i still feel no excitement. This ban takes away all new years/ holiday feelings! :(
Texting that someone
wutrobert:
What girls imagine:
“Oh he must be talking to someone better”
Actuality:
What guys Imagine:
“Oh she must be talking to someone better”
Actuality:
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
Here's to another year of
xnikkibaby:
Change, heartbreaks, new friends, old friends, adventures, drama, obstacles, experience, knowledge, stupidity, chaos, fights, break ups, make ups, hypes, new dreams, new goals, accomplishments, new found bitches, new enemies, tears, laughter, and new memories.
Put "you smell good" in my ask box and I'll answer...
itsariellelele
-If I had to choose one body part to bite ;
[]Neck.(; []Lips.(; []Ear :D []Cheek . ♥ []Your Cute But No thanks. (: -What kind of kiss ; []Makeout.(; []Normal.♥ []Tounge.(; []Wouldnt kiss you :P -I would []Smash.(; []Passss -Would I date you []Yea.♥ []Maybe []Nope []In Uh heart beat.♥ []Already did -.- -Rate []1-4 []5-7 []8-10 []Broke My Damn Scale ;D
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Worst feelings. ;( →
jsarai:
When you know your Friends are lying to you…
When you see the person you love/like with someone else other than you.
When someone says, “I just want to be friends.”
Or when you just feel like you’re not good enough.
No food.
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